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Monday, June 13, 2005

The Ten Commandments (Ebonics style)

  1. I’m God. Don’t play me. (I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any other gods before me)
  2. Don’t be makin no hood ornaments and charms outta me, or like me. (Thou shalt not have any graven images)
  3. Don`t be callin` me for no reason. (Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain)
  4. Ya`ll betta be in church on Sunday. (Remember to keep the Sabbath day holy)
  5. Don’t diss or cuss out yo` momma....and if you know who ya daddy is, don`t diss him either. (Honor thy father and mother)
  6. Don’t be goin` on no drive-by`s (Thou shalt not kill)
  7. Stick to ya` own Boo. (Thou shalt not commit adultery)
  8. Don’t be borrowing stuff and not give it back. (Thou shalt not steal)
  9. Don’t be snitchin` on the other man to save yourself. (Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy brother)
  10. Don’t be eyein` ya homies`crib, ride or woman. (Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy brother)

2 comments:

shtikl said...

Nice, very nice! Greetings from Germany :)

Elli said...

:-) great! Baby'n me had some good laughs while reading your post!